i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids
i feel like every video game has “that annoying underwater level”
I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor
Screw all the others, I wanna play you honk we drink. I live next to a state highway, I know we would be drunk in minutes
I want to do all of these
Things to do with your date:
- Watch Naruto
- Do the Naruto run at a beach
- Practice walking on water
- Eat 3 bowls of Ramen
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.